MBTA(-holes)

Suck it, green line... Turns out Boston College isn't entiiiiirely full of alcoholics. There are a few that are just bad bad bad drivers.

"Ohhh look, a trolley! No big deal, I'm in a jeep!"

(almost) the whitest kids I know

Nick T introduced me to these guys. The odd thing is, I'm from Maine so these really AREN'T the whitest kids that I know. Still funny bastards though.

In preparation for the fourth...

...What's more american than f------ up british folks, driving a car like you stole it (even though it actually belongs to you), and tearing around in said car through a field? ...doing it in 1776

(Big props to http://www.brostoncollege.com/ for finding this.)

Mo Money Mo Problems

...I don't think P. Didds aka Puffy aka Diddy aka "Name A.D.D" really had this in mind when he wrote the song.  Honestly, how GD bored and lonely do you have to be to spend REAL MONEY on virtual shit? "Habbo Hotel?" Are you shitting me? If I hadn't read this article I would've assumed that this was a new homeless shelter with a witty name. Now, much to my own disgust, I know that it's a website where dorks with too much time on their hands buy (using REAL money) stuff that's not-real, for a persona that's not-real, in a place that's not-real, so that said not-real personas can have a realllllllly great not-real existence.

...wait, what?

Yeah exactly. Real money on fake shit.  Not even crackheads do that. Sure, they blow their money (or, rather, they use their money to blow) on something with zero practical use, but even in the middle of his craziest, coked-out, non-sensical, Flava Flav-esque binge, I'm sure no crack-head would look at an exhange of cold hard crack-worthy cash for an invisible couch and say "YUP. That's a good idea."


(PS - If you are on Habbo Hotel, Ignore this stupid post because right now I'm having an exlusive, limited-time, members-only sale on lamps. Buy 1 lamp at the bargain-basement price of $499.99, get 214,406,245 free!)